Chinese ala Firefly

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Chu fei wo si le – over my dead body
*Ta ma de – fuck me blind
Wa Cao! Holy fuck
Tian xiao de In the name of all that is holy
Lao tian/tian a, oh god
gàn - fuck
"Chur ni-duh." "Screw you."

Dui bu qi i'm sorry
Ni zang wo biao zi, you dirty dirty whore

Dang ni you jing shen bing? Are you insane?

"Shen-SHENG de gao-wen Holy testicle Tuesday."

yi da tuo da bian a big lump of crap
*Ai ya, huai le! Tian a, wo wan le… - Well shit on my head! Merciless hell, I’m in big trouble…
o, zhe zhen shì ge kuaile de jinzhan... - "Oh, this is a happy development..."
zenme le - What happened? What's wrong?

xiao dìdì – roughly equivalent of "wee-wee" (lit. "little younger brother")
ge ge – older brother
mei mei – little sister

Wangba - cuckold
bèndàn - dummy, fool (lit. "dumb egg")
hútú dàn - confused/clueless person
liúmáng - scoundrel or pervert (the word originally meant vagrant); often used by women to insult men who make aggressive advances
feng le guai dan - crazy freak
dăshǒuqiāng - male masturbation

Ni shi nai jin xiu - You are so beautiful
lianren – lover
Wo de – mine
ni de - yours

la se tou - shithead
La se yi wa – shit on a shingle
Shee-diao-One Who Sucks Dick (again, I think, since this phrase I formed from two other rather interesting bits of vulgarity I found).
Bo li—glass, as in the opening of a glass. A symbolic anus. Slang for homosexual

cao ni zuxian shi ba dai— fuck 18 generations of your ancestors
gunkai— fuck off
xiangbalao— equiv. to redneck

Ni ta ma de. Tianxia suoyoude ren. Dou gaisi. -- "Fuck everyone in the universe to death."

Bùxu pèng, gõuniáng yãng de! - Hands off, you sonofabitch/bastard.
Dãngchãng - Here and Now!
dineng de ren - imbecile
Dong ma? - Got it?
fèihuà - rubbish/bullshit
gãisì de - darned
hun dan / hùnzhàng - Son of a bitch
Jijiãn chùsheng! - Perverted pig!
Juébù! - Never!
làngdànghàn - prowler/gadabout
pigu - ass
Shãdàn - moron
xiãozi - boy