How is this subtle and flattering? It's got frills everywhere! I look like a cupcake or something. [Herbert protests hotly.] Even if it was a nice dress, that whole thing is made moot by the fact that it's on me, instead of some girl. That pretty much negates any possibility of it looking good.
And forget the sequins, he gave me ... [looking around, then whispering furiously] Girl's ... you know. Undergarments.
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Date: 2013-05-08 07:32 am (UTC)From:And forget the sequins, he gave me ... [looking around, then whispering furiously] Girl's ... you know. Undergarments.