Gnomebody

[Unaware that Eriq's looking up his dress (it's too foreign a thought to occur to him right away) Herbert moves to stand over his friend, unintentionally providing a much better view of the feminine panties, and a confirmation that the stockings end at mid-thigh, and are also topped with ribbons and lace.]

You're not helping! [snarls down at Eriq, and actually stamps his foot in annoyance]