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gnomebody @ 2014-07-02T22:17:00

2014-07-03T05:35:27Z

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gnomebody @ 2014-06-26T22:52:00

2014-06-27T02:53:06Z

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gnomebody @ 2014-06-23T21:29:00

2014-06-24T01:39:18Z

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gnomebody @ 2014-06-23T21:03:00

2014-06-24T01:04:40Z

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gnomebody @ 2014-06-06T02:41:00

2014-06-06T06:43:04Z

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ALIEN BABIES

2014-05-29T23:46:17Z

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gnomebody @ 2014-05-28T17:47:00

2014-05-28T21:48:09Z

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Battleships

2014-05-26T21:59:28Z

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gnomebody @ 2014-05-23T03:30:00

2014-05-23T15:28:59Z

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Jotto

2014-05-23T00:10:25Z

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Liars Dice Part 2 Electric Boogaloo

2014-05-21T15:06:18Z

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Liar's Dice

2014-05-20T16:07:57Z

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Brotherhood - Kinkmeme Prompt

2013-10-19T01:45:25Z

With over 500 monsters in the Jaeger army, most Jaegers more or less knew of each other, but they didn't exactly all know each other. And it was hardly as if they were all in one division; there was the cavalry, the infantry, the heavy artillery, the scouts, and the officers, to name a few. You knew your unit, and you knew the faces of the other monsters, and that was that.

When the Heterodynes disappeared, 20 Jaegers volunteered and were put into pairs and trios at random.

Maxim, young, chivalrous, and dashing in his high boots and sweeping cape came from the cavalry.

The amiable Ognian, who tearfully parted with his young, slightly terrified descendants, came from the infantry.

From the scouts came the world weary, long suffering Dimo, who wasn't sure what to make of his two new companions. Maybe if he gagged and hogtied them, they'd be a little less of a headache. And they'd only gotten a mile out from Mechanicsburg, too.

At least, Ognian had stopped his ridiculous, over the top blubbering. As soon as they were out of sight of the cities, it was like a switch had been flipped, and suddenly he was all serious. Of course, a second switch went off when Maxim pointed this out, and now the pair of them were walking a little ways ahead, absently chatting and laughing away like nothing was wrong. He wanted to smack them both upside the head for having such high spirits at a time like this, but at the same time, he knew the good times would be few and far in between from now on. It was better to let them enjoy themselves while they could.

He decided to scout on ahead, ducking around Maxim and Ognian before letting his nose take over. Bill and Barry knew about the Jaegers' powerful sense of smell and had covered their tracks accordingly, but Dimo wasn't fooled. Most of the other Jaegers would be looking for the Masters' scents; Dimo searched for the scent of the stinkbomb they'd used to obscure themselves.

Maxim watched him out of the corner of his eye as Dimo lead them off the road. Although to be fair, leading wasn't really the proper word for it. He wandered off in one direction, Maxim shifted to follow after him, and Oggie needed a little tug to keep him from going in the other direction. They followed because where else were they going to go? The world was large and the Masters didn't want to be found. When he first volunteered, the task of sussing them out didn't seem so unachievable. They knew Bill and Barry, they'd been with the boys since the day they were born, more or less. It should have been easy! He was going to find the Masters, bring them home, and be hailed as a hero! The Generals would praise him, and the ladies would swoon, and everything would be wonderful for forever.

But now that he was out here, with two Jaegers he didn't know, without a horse, without even a clue of which direction he should be looking,

Oggie kept up his careless tone, bumping his shoulder into Maxim now and then. He could feel the younger monster's anxiety, even if Maxim was doing his best to hide it. He had a knack for this sort of thing, and while he had his own plethora of worries and concerns about this mission, his paternal instinct insisted that easing Maxim's mind was currently more important. Words of encouragement wouldn't go over well, they were too obvious, but he could provide a distraction. Keeping Maxim's mind off the situation

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gnomebody @ 2013-06-07T00:05:00

2013-06-07T06:27:08Z

( Boy Monster )

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gnomebody @ 2013-03-29T17:53:00

2013-03-29T22:52:53Z

[ Project Summary ]: Personalized ATVs (+1 motorcycle) for the entire team,outfitted with encapsulation system. Vehicles purchased from a salvage yard, repaired, and customized accordingly. See below for details. In order of completion.

*Standard Equipment: Taccom, Elder Sign Decal, Weirjat, Sniffspark, GPS, Wolf Head Decal

*Erique: 8-legged Mode, DBB

*Arlene: DBB, Reinforced Plating, Lightning Rod, Battering Ram + Discharge Attachment, EMP Generator

*Allister: Sonar, Radar, Extendable Antenna, Satellite Feed, WiFi Hot Spot, External Harddrive, all discretely hidden with no visible moniters

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Project 00853148: Spark-based 'Darkings'

2013-03-22T19:55:09Z

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gnomebody @ 2013-02-26T05:09:00

2013-02-26T11:52:22Z

( A Softer Creeper )

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NSAcad WWII Chat log

2013-02-24T09:28:04Z

( Erique, Daedalus, and Arlene )

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gnomebody @ 2012-12-05T11:37:00

2012-12-05T17:38:36Z

“Brudderlein,” the boy cooed, his voice cloyingly sweet as petal pink lips brushed over a pointed ear. Smooth, slender arms as white as milk draped around a stubbled neck, holding a lithe, nubile body to a thicker, muscular side. “Would you like to play a game with me?”

A shudder, a long exhale, and the man turned his head, rough lips catching against soft, pushing in a slow kiss. He couldn't say if he wanted to play, but he knew he could not say no. He could never say no, no matter how hard he tried.

As lips parted, then touched again, a thin hand slid across a broad shoulder, down strong arms to catch a hoary hand. It toyed with thick fingers, heedless of yellowed claws, palm sliding over palm as fingers curled over hard knuckles. At the nape of his neck, a matching hand tugged lightly on thick, coarse hair,

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gnomebody @ 2012-12-04T10:06:00

2012-12-04T16:07:32Z

( Smut )

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Word Count: 778

2012-11-20T19:47:40Z

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gnomebody @ 2012-11-18T06:14:00

2012-11-18T12:46:22Z

"So, survival training sounds fun, what //do// will I have to do?"

Dimo glanced Maxim over, taking in the gold filigrees on his brown vest and breeches, //and the too-whiteness of his shirt, //wondering //and shook his head in disapproval. It was probably the plainest outfit Maxim owned, and yet it was still far too fancy for what Dimo was about to put the boy through. At least Maxim had listened when he said not to dress up. "Are/Iz hyu sure dot's vhat hyu vant to be vearink for dis?" he asked, lips pursed and an eyebrow arched.

"Well." Maxim frowned, puuting his hands on his hips and looking down at himself. "You said not to wear anything I would mind getting dirty

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Boy Monster Part 3 (Word Count: I have no idea yet lawl)

2012-11-18T12:12:35Z

"I'm BORED. I'm TIRED. I'm HUNGRY. My feet hurt. How long are we going to keep walking? Are we walking all the way to the count's castle? I just CAME from the count's castle yesterday, I don't want to go back!"

"You came from the count's castle?" Oggie asked, arching an eyebrow.

"Well yeah," the boy replied, shrugging //carelessly// and flicking his wrist carelessly as his eyes shifted to the side. Dimo could smell the deceit on him. "It was kind of on my way."

Oggie, on the other hand, didn't have Dimo's nose. "Oh! Yeah, I guess that makes sense! //but, uh//"

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Word Count: 2817

2012-11-15T09:24:26Z

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Boy Monster Part 2 Word Count: 2787

2012-11-02T16:50:23Z

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