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bowchickawowwow /shuffles cards
bowchickawowwow Heeey, guys.
bowchickawowwow Um.
deviation /finally out of armour
bowchickawowwow Washwhatthefuckhappened.
growlingintensifies /still out of armor, but now he has a shirt on/
wildtaiga Yo! It's been a while! /beams
defacto /still grumpy
wildtaiga /but who these two guys i never met
wildtaiga /three guys
deviation /hoodie, sweatpants, faux-hawk, panda eyes to put pandas to shame
defacto /IT'S NOOOOOOOOOOORTH
deviation Hey.
objectionable /you're so civvie
bowchickawowwow Kotetsu, that's Washington and Maine.
bowchickawowwow Annnnnd. Someone I don't know.
deviation /sits back, staring at cards
defacto ...
growlingintensifies /Hey, he'd been weight training before/
wildtaiga /little two finger salute yo
deviation /i had to type cards three times
objectionable Think up. /amused
deviation /it came out as hards and kards and fards
growlingintensifies /wavewavewave Hi North/
deviation /--
bowchickawowwow Alaska?
deviation /HEAD SNAPS UP
defacto North.
defacto That's Agent North.
bowchickawowwow North what.
growlingintensifies /nods!/
objectionable Dakota.
deviation North Dakota.
wildtaiga /curious blinking but sliding into his seat, shuffling his cards
bowchickawowwow Dakota, Carolina, Virgin--oh.
deviation /a little faintly...
bowchickawowwow S'up.
objectionable Only one Carolina. Some of us are kinda grateful for that.
growlingintensifies /pats Wash. You okay, bro?/
bowchickawowwow Yeeeah she's kind of a crazy bitch. Sometimes.
deviation /no im not
objectionable We *try* to look good too.
objectionable /claps Wash on the shoulder
deviation /just
growlingintensifies /flashes North a thumbs up/
deviation /stares
defacto /just shifts... gonna look down at these here cards
bowchickawowwow /elbows Tiger
wildtaiga /oof what
objectionable Hey Maine.
wildtaiga /elbows back a little
objectionable Looks like I'm the odd one out. /here in all my armor
bowchickawowwow They were part of a group, the Freelancers. Same as Tex. Like Blue and Red armies.
deviation /the whole world hurts right now
bowchickawowwow Except they did actual soldier things.
wildtaiga Oh!
growlingintensifies /one hand on Wash's back/
objectionable Like I said, we try.
wildtaiga Well it's good to meet you all. /grins brightly
objectionable With... varying degrees of success.
objectionable /casually looking at Wash
deviation If by 'varying degrees' you mean 'zero', then yeah.
deviation Sounds about right.
defacto /all of most of this is sad
bowchickawowwow /v sad
objectionable Ouch.
wildtaiga /i'm trying to be friendly lets not bring sad into this
wildtaiga /stop that
growlingintensifies /Oh come one Wash, they did some things right/
objectionable Someone get a board drop?
objectionable /chuckling and elbowing him gently
defacto /i can't help it memory is a terrible thing sometimes
defacto /uvu
bowchickawowwow /uvu
bowchickawowwow So, since some of us aren't as familiar with you guys, we could maybee do a thing.
deviation /half my hair's gone white if it was a drop it was a harrowing one, thanks 479er
bowchickawowwow If you draw, you gotta answer a question or something.
bowchickawowwow ...For some of us they can be yes or no.
objectionable /oh my god not this game
growlingintensifies /grunts/
bowchickawowwow /CONSIDERATE GLANCE AT MAINE
objectionable /I have no fucking idea what I'm doing
objectionable /lmfao
deviation /hahahaha
wildtaiga ... Think only one question despite how many draws you have to do?
defacto /play the same card or the same suit!
bowchickawowwow Eh, otherwise it gets crazy.
wildtaiga /thinks of the times drawing like six cards
bowchickawowwow You could have a bad run of luck and need eight answers...
bowchickawowwow Yeahh.
bowchickawowwow /IT'S UNO, AKI
wildtaiga And anyone can ask it!
bowchickawowwow /IT'S UNO
objectionable /uuuuuuuh
wildtaiga /it's uno and 8's are the wilds
bowchickawowwow /jokers are skip
bowchickawowwow /play cards that match the current suit in the corner
objectionable /oh wait no
objectionable /sorry, I thought this was ratscrew
bowchickawowwow /HAHAHAH
defacto I'm alright with questions.
deviation /HAHAHA
objectionable /I. cannot play that game for the life of me
deviation Yeah, I'm. I'm.
deviation Okay with that.
objectionable /ASHE AND I SPENT AN HOUR DRAWING AND SLAPPING CARDS
objectionable /WE HAD NO IDEA WTF
bowchickawowwow /ratscrew is so fun but it is so hard to actually rp and play ratscrew
objectionable Alright, sounds like an interesting game. All questions okay?
growlingintensifies /thumbs up to the question thing/
bowchickawowwow All questions okay.
bowchickawowwow Especially ones about boners, those are hilarious.
defacto /nods
bowchickawowwow /HELPFULLY
objectionable Alright, then let's stock-up on blackmail material.
growlingintensifies /snort/
bowchickawowwow Waitin' on you, North.
objectionable /still trying to sit in this armor
objectionable /these chairs do not look strong
bowchickawowwow ...There's some civvies in the closets around here if you wanna change.
bowchickawowwow /gesture to one
defacto Prone to leavin' shit around, so it's like a wardrobe in there.
defacto /ahrn
wildtaiga It's true, there's tons of extra clothes around.
objectionable /glances
objectionable Might be an idea, yeah.
objectionable /still kinda side glancing Wash though...
objectionable /bro is way too quiet
defacto /i understand completely why
deviation /glad he has his hood up today
deviation /-- anyway
deviation Hi. /to taiga
bowchickawowwow ...You hot, Wash?
bowchickawowwow /CHINHAND
wildtaiga /smiles
bowchickawowwow /glances at church, elbow elbow
wildtaiga Hi!
defacto /blinks
defacto What--
deviation Was that a pick-up line, Tucker?
bowchickawowwow He's trying to hide it. /WHISPER
deviation I thought you were married.
wildtaiga /blinks
objectionable /leaning on an elbow...
defacto /straightens up
objectionable /looking at Maine
growlingintensifies /maybe giving Tucker a Glare/
bowchickawowwow Apparently your boyfriend's got objections too.
growlingintensifies /With his cards up in front of his face.
bowchickawowwow /CHIPPER
defacto /snort
growlingintensifies /G L A R E/
deviation /ROLLS EYES
deviation Remind me, Tucker.
wildtaiga .... /lolol
wildtaiga /aw
wildtaiga /cute
wildtaiga /yall r cute
deviation To kick back when he decides to turn you to paste.
growlingintensifies /glances at North, and tilts his head questioningly/
defacto Doubt you'd be able to do much anyway.
defacto /snerk
bowchickawowwow Aah, it's nothing really.
wildtaiga /i'm easily getting lost
bowchickawowwow Wash just got a bad haircut and he's trying to hide it.
bowchickawowwow /HELPFUL
bowchickawowwow Kotetsu, how you been?
objectionable Aw, c'mon Wash.
objectionable I've always known you look awful under that helmet.
objectionable /back clap
objectionable /but starting to feel a bit out of the loop
defacto Least *mine's* on display--this should a' been a part a' the dare.
objectionable So, I know Wash and Maine obviously.
defacto /ruffles his own sloppy ass buzzcut
bowchickawowwow Oh, right.
objectionable Aaand I gather you're Tucker.
bowchickawowwow That's Church. /nod to Church--
defacto /oh god i was dreading introductions
objectionable ... Church.
bowchickawowwow And this is Kotetsu.
defacto ...
objectionable /unreadable tone of voice
objectionable ... alright. Nice to meet you Church, Kotetsu.
growlingintensifies /taps North, and makes the sign for A with his hand/
bowchickawowwow Son of a dick.
objectionable /glances...
objectionable ... /just a nod
defacto /god, just
growlingintensifies /nod/
defacto /looking to the side, shifting
bowchickawowwow I drew in case anyone would like to interview the genius Tucker.
objectionable /as an aside to Church
wildtaiga I've been good, Tucker. Just a sort of daily routine now. /crap i look away for two seconds guys
objectionable Church is what you wanna go by?
wildtaiga /you talk like a storm
bowchickawowwow I am an expert in love and sex and swordplay. /WE DO WE ARE GOMEN
defacto That's right.
defacto /back atcha north
objectionable Then Church it is.
growlingintensifies /We are not really gomen/
wildtaiga /ow that hurts
wildtaiga /HAHA
wildtaiga /GOSH FINE
defacto /a look over, finally
deviation /shoulders hitching up
bowchickawowwow That routine include not showin' your face? /snerk
defacto Long time no see.
wildtaiga /puuuuffs, elbows
defacto /ahha haha
bowchickawowwow /elbows back!!
deviation /i like my haircut it just feels better having something over my head ok
wildtaiga I just got busy! /ELBOWS MORE this is an elbow war
growlingintensifies /baby/
objectionable You remember me? /I don't. Remember meeting.
bowchickawowwow Busy with what, watching soap operas? /elbow elbow
objectionable /also I'm trying to focus past a little voice piping in my head...
deviation /tHETA ;W;
bowchickawowwow /thETA
growlingintensifies /nudges Wash/
defacto I remember lots a' things.
deviation /AWHAWAHAHAWHHHHH
defacto /EWJNKWJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deviation /blinks, looks over
wildtaiga Busy with going home for a little while actually, but it doesn't seem like much time has passed.
bowchickawowwow /sOBS LOUDLY
growlingintensifies /Hey. let North know Sigma's gone/
wildtaiga I mean, no one looks older..
deviation /...
deviation /looking to north
deviation So.
objectionable ... starting to feel like I missed a few notes.
bowchickawowwow I got hotter, at least.
deviation A few.
deviation Sigma's been pulled.
objectionable /looks at Maine
growlingintensifies /he twirls his finger around his head and rolls his eyes/
objectionable ... gotcha.
objectionable /his head doesn't move
deviation I got a new job.
objectionable /but Wash might feel he's getting a bit of a look...
bowchickawowwow Yeah, he builds sex furniture now. /HELPFUL
deviation /stopthat
wildtaiga /oh my lol
objectionable ... *really*.
wildtaiga /chuckles
growlingintensifies /....Oh really?/
deviation This hardly qualifies as sex furniture.
objectionable /casually overriding the curiosity with good-hearted teasing
objectionable But it does qualify.
deviation C'mon, a fucking motorbike!?
bowchickawowwow The motorcycle rig is designated specifically for fucking on!
objectionable /looking at
growlingintensifies /raises eyebrows/
deviation *Aerial suspension*.
bowchickawowwow I didn't design it!
deviation Who the hell thought this up?
defacto /just such a long-suffering look at all you assholes
deviation Someone with too much time on their hands, that's who.
wildtaiga /im
growlingintensifies /You're building it, Wash/
wildtaiga /okay i can't help chuckling more
objectionable Suddenly, I think I know more about you than I ever really wanted to.
deviation ...
deviation No.
deviation Noooo, no no.
wildtaiga Ah -
wildtaiga Hey, Tucker.
wildtaiga You drew a card.
objectionable I mean, building that sort of thing....
deviation The aura of mystery remains.
wildtaiga Did anyone ask you anything?
objectionable Must be hard not to think abot it.
bowchickawowwow I've been waiting!
defacto Well, now I got one too.
bowchickawowwow Washington wanted to talk about how he builds sex swings.
defacto /HAND ON CHEEK SIGH
wildtaiga /HAHHA
deviation Tucker, can you shut up for more than five minutes at a time?
deviation That's my question.
wildtaiga Oi oi!
bowchickawowwow No, fuck you.
bowchickawowwow That's my answer.
deviation See, there you go.
deviation Easy-peasy.
growlingintensifies /And a motorbike too sigh chinhands(except no chinhands though)/
wildtaiga Okay, question for Tucker, question for Church, go!
wildtaiga /i'm thinking too
defacto Yeah yeah.
deviation /watching north here and there
wildtaiga Church, have you practiced any of the recipes I gave you yet?
objectionable /chuckling
deviation /its hard to ignore this radiating aura of Big Brother thats rolling of you in waves
defacto Oh.
objectionable /yup
wildtaiga /i'm good at giving easy questions
objectionable /juuust worried about you mang
defacto Uhhh. That one with the. The rice.
defacto /motions
bowchickawowwow He did really. Well with it. /SLOW NOD
bowchickawowwow /oh god my stomach hurts thinking about it
deviation /you'd worry more if my face were more visible hahaha
deviation ...
defacto You said I put too much rice wine vinegar in!
deviation You let him cook?
wildtaiga ....
defacto Hey, it's--not *that* bad.
wildtaiga You don't need rice wine vinegar. /i'm
wildtaiga /laughing anyway
defacto /HFHF--
wildtaiga /that poor
defacto /u
deviation ...
defacto /i
wildtaiga /pats tucker's shoulder
defacto /i...
objectionable /chuckling
deviation What recipe did you give him.
defacto You don't...?
wildtaiga It's just fried rice!
deviation ........................
objectionable Well, personal tastes maybe.
growlingintensifies /bored. Pulling out dice to fiddle with/
defacto /i'm
objectionable As long as it's edible, should be alright.
objectionable .... should be.
objectionable /ehe
bowchickawowwow /i ruined the bathroom for half an hour
deviation Uh huh.
bowchickawowwow He's getting better!
defacto /FOLDS ARMS
bowchickawowwow /LIES
wildtaiga Getting better, right.
wildtaiga Seriously, I did say I'd give lessons.
deviation /patting maine absently on the back
objectionable You ever try searching tips online?
growlingintensifies /nudges North/
wildtaiga Hands on lessons. /i'm not meaning this to sound this way
objectionable You'd be surprised what other people have found out through trial and error.
deviation Recipes exist for reasons.
objectionable Huh? Oh, hang on...
defacto Yeah! But I follow the recipes and they fuck up!
defacto I do everything right!
bowchickawowwow /you fuck up
defacto /GOD
objectionable Okay ladies, give me your best shot.
deviation It's like a galactic IKEA manual.
deviation You just.
deviation Follow the instructions.
wildtaiga Are you the type of chef who says 'what is a teaspoon'?
bowchickawowwow Soo, North.
wildtaiga /LOOKS AT CHURCH
wildtaiga /LOOKS AT HIM
bowchickawowwow Last time you totally passed off a fart on someone that wasn't you.
defacto It's called *creative licenses*!
deviation /--
deviation /SNORTS
deviation /actually snorts
growlingintensifies /sniggering/
deviation /immediately covers face with cards
wildtaiga It's called that's why the recipe turns into that! /HAHA
objectionable Well, assuming I would actually admit to this...
objectionable Week ago in the locker room. York.
objectionable Shit happens, y'know?
defacto ... /york
growlingintensifies /yep, totally snickering here/
wildtaiga /ah fart stories
bowchickawowwow /levity
wildtaiga /the epitome of a man game right now
defacto You're all filthy sons of bitches.
bowchickawowwow Tucker again.
bowchickawowwow Goddamn it.
defacto /uvu organizing his cards
wildtaiga Heh.
wildtaiga Okay, Tucker. How are your sales in this city anyway? /i'm
objectionable Part of being human. /shameless
wildtaiga /really innocent about this
wildtaiga /how busy is your ... shop
bowchickawowwow ...There's a shit-ton of perverts here, they are all...
bowchickawowwow Reeeally hungry for sex toys. And the cat-guy that works for me is a huge upseller.
bowchickawowwow Business is booming. /I
bowchickawowwow /0 shame
defacto That is the creepiest thing I have *ever* heard you say.
wildtaiga ... /i can't help looking surprised and embarrassed anyway
defacto Marmalade is a terrible terrible cat.
growlingintensifies /eyebrow raise/
defacto /so humoured though
defacto /so
defacto /amused
objectionable You have a cat-guy named Marmalade...
deviation ...
bowchickawowwow To be fair, Gaius named him Marmalade...
deviation They.
deviation Do.
objectionable /I don't wanna say it
deviation /staring at cards
growlingintensifies /Just/
wildtaiga .... A..lright, moving on!
wildtaiga I need to draw so.
defacto I can't pronounce his other name.
defacto So, fuck it.
bowchickawowwow Jiyeon.
deviation Jiyeon.
bowchickawowwow Jee. Yon.
defacto Jee...
objectionable .... You made some pretty interesting friends. /at Wash...
growlingintensifies /shaking his head/
defacto /friends, lol
defacto Don't lump me in with them.
bowchickawowwow Okay, Tiger.
defacto /a smirk, though
wildtaiga /waits!! uvu
deviation /...
deviation /lowering head to regard cards
deviation /friends...
deviation /doki.....................
objectionable Hey, that was a compliment.
objectionable ... kind of.
defacto /washington's having a moment
bowchickawowwow Would you rather get a burn on your dick or a papercut on your taint.
growlingintensifies /shoulderbumps Wash/
bowchickawowwow /ruins moment
objectionable /claps his shoulder
wildtaiga That is an awful question.
defacto Oh god, Tucker--
objectionable /what bros
defacto Eugh!
deviation /moment's passed
growlingintensifies /......../
deviation /stares at tucker
objectionable /yuuup...
growlingintensifies /Tucker/
wildtaiga /i'm wincing and holding my junk at the thought
growlingintensifies /He is just staring at you so hard/
bowchickawowwow /8)
objectionable On second thought, maybe that's a bad thing.
bowchickawowwow Nobody else was askin'.
deviation Gee, you think?
growlingintensifies /draws a card/
wildtaiga I'll... jeez.
deviation /haha
wildtaiga Handle a papercut. It heals in like, a day.
wildtaiga /still wincing
wildtaiga /god tucker
wildtaiga Okay, Maine drew!
deviation /and everyone in the room just crosses their legs
defacto Oh man, but it throbs for*ever*.
wildtaiga Someone question!
deviation /simultaneously
defacto /urghhgrhhhhh
wildtaiga It'll just feel like I need to /poop
wildtaiga /doesn't finish the sentence
wildtaiga /just holding face with one hand
defacto ...
deviation ...
defacto /...la
objectionable Okay, I think that's enough about this topic.
defacto /LAUGHS
wildtaiga /OTHER HAND ON CHURCHES FACE
wildtaiga /NO
objectionable I have a lot of questions suddenly that I don't really want to answer.
wildtaiga /STOP LAUGHING
deviation Maine, do you like cats. Yes or no.
growlingintensifies /thumbs up/
deviation /IM TAKING PITY ON EVERYONE
defacto Hahah, you were gonna sat shit--
objectionable /please take pitty on me
defacto /omg washington
deviation There. A man of discerning tastes.
bowchickawowwow /pitty
defacto /PITTY;NRTHETR;JNERNER
bowchickawowwow /sat shit
defacto /HELP
objectionable /pitty
objectionable /fuck
wildtaiga /hdajkdjkgkdfh
wildtaiga /help
growlingintensifies /..../
growlingintensifies /He can't/
bowchickawowwow /that's when your hot girl friend lets you touch her boob
bowchickawowwow /pitty
growlingintensifies /Just lays his cards on the table, puts his head down, and laughs/
growlingintensifies /It doesn't sound very pretty/
wildtaiga What!
wildtaiga It would, okay?!
defacto Washington's an old cat lady.
wildtaiga That's not the point.
defacto /addendum
wildtaiga /STOP LAFFIN
defacto /helpfully
wildtaiga /AT MEEE
growlingintensifies /can't stop/
wildtaiga /slaps card down
growlingintensifies /Won't stop/
bowchickawowwow See, now everyone won't look to me to ask questions.
bowchickawowwow The Tucker Method is flawless.
deviation I so am not!
deviation /patpatwhap's maine on the back
objectionable /heh
defacto You got super defensive all of a sudden, I wonder why that is...
bowchickawowwow ...I saw a fat cat rumbling around the apartment...
deviation /--
deviation Son of a bitch.
defacto Maybe you're a cat lady.
bowchickawowwow Are you feeding it...
objectionable Remember to ask me or Maine about his locker
deviation No!
objectionable /ahaha
growlingintensifies /LAUGHING EVEN HARDER/
wildtaiga There's a question now /LOOKS AT THE CARD DRAWING
deviation /STARES AT CARDS
defacto /oh my god
defacto /CHORTLES
deviation Are you fucking kidding me.
defacto /GAHAHAHA
wildtaiga /sngfkjk
objectionable Thaaat's 5 questions if we're keeping count.
wildtaiga /laughing
growlingintensifies /flops a hand onto Wash's shoulder, still laughing/
defacto Keep onnnnnn drawin'!
bowchickawowwow North, do you wanna give us blackmail on Wash?
wildtaiga No, one per round of draws.
deviation Oh my *god*!
defacto Oh my fucking god, *thirteen*?!
bowchickawowwow You realize you can play a Queen too, right.
defacto /AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA
objectionable Gotta make me draw a card first, pal.
bowchickawowwow Clearly.
objectionable Otherwise he might start sulking at me.
growlingintensifies /drawing a bunch now too/
bowchickawowwow Ohh, I hate the sulk-face.
deviation /REDIRECTS GLARE
deviation /you fuckers
defacto Oh what the--
wildtaiga /PFF
defacto Damn your joker.
objectionable /casually puts a hand between him and Wash
bowchickawowwow Questions for Wash and Maine.
growlingintensifies /flashes a smirk at Church.
wildtaiga Wash, what is your favorite food!
defacto /miDDLE FINGER
deviation /SLAMS HAND ON TABLE
deviation Banana splits!
defacto .....
bowchickawowwow ...
wildtaiga Great choice!
deviation /SITS BACK
growlingintensifies /SNEEEEERRRRKK
objectionable /LAUGHING...
wildtaiga /no
bowchickawowwow /PFHAHAHAHAHAHA
growlingintensifies /going to just/
growlingintensifies /fall out of his chair now/
defacto /just, stone cold serious:
deviation /NOSE IN THE AIR
defacto You are such. A nerd.
wildtaiga /I ASK STUPID QUESTIONS ITS OK
deviation You're one to talk, Yin Yang.
wildtaiga /sets his cards down a moment to go to the fridge
wildtaiga /i feel like
wildtaiga /we all need a beer
deviation /please
deviation /youre a savior
objectionable /there's a purplish glow behind his cards...
wildtaiga Heads up. /tossing beers over bar
defacto So I bitched outta gettin' waxed.
wildtaiga /everyone catch
objectionable /made evident by how few he has...
deviation /reaching to help maine back up
defacto Big deal--
bowchickawowwow /catchiii
objectionable Thanks man. /catching
deviation /catches, glances to north's cards
bowchickawowwow /squint
deviation You ain't cheating on us, are you.
defacto /the light is noted well
objectionable Who, me?
growlingintensifies /tugs Wash down to the floor/
wildtaiga /returning with own beer, picking up own cards again..
bowchickawowwow /i have not seen a purple glow
wildtaiga Oi, nooo cheating!
wildtaiga I'll confiscate your drink.
objectionable Straight as a ruler, cross my heart. /chuckling
objectionable /the glow is shifting a little
bowchickawowwow They make bendy ones...
defacto /ah.
bowchickawowwow Hey, Maine.
wildtaiga /points
wildtaiga /squints
deviation /WHUMP
bowchickawowwow You an ass man?
defacto /doesn't realize he's craning his neck a little to try and see...
objectionable /wash, maine are you okay...
growlingintensifies /sits up a little.... now with a Wash across his lap./
growlingintensifies /Considers question/
deviation /trying to gather up cards
deviation /too many cards
deviation /stupid cards
growlingintensifies /helps pick them up/
objectionable Hey, if you guys wanna go at it, pretty sure you can ask Texas for a turn on the training floor.
growlingintensifies /then gets back into his chair and tumbs up at Tucker/
growlingintensifies /middle finger for North tho/
bowchickawowwow Hell yeah.
objectionable /chuckling
bowchickawowwow /ASS MEN UNITE
deviation /climbs back into seat, grumbling
wildtaiga /drawwwws
wildtaiga /points at tucker
wildtaiga Nothing that is going to mentally hurt again.
wildtaiga Please.
bowchickawowwow Ok, someone ask Tiger before I say something profane and disturbing.
growlingintensifies /He would, but/
deviation /11 cards...
bowchickawowwow No takers?
deviation Go get 'im.
bowchickawowwow Okay. Boom.
defacto /sitting back with a fold of his arms
wildtaiga Looks like you're my only hope.
bowchickawowwow Magically, tomorrow, you wake up a lady.
bowchickawowwow What's the first thing you do?
deviation ...
wildtaiga ..... /pfhgh
objectionable ... where did you find this guy?
objectionable /wry amusement
deviation I'm not sure.
bowchickawowwow Blood Gulch.
defacto /snorts!
deviation Refund not applicable, I'm sad to report.
defacto Some backwater canyon.
defacto /waveshand
deviation Sim trooper outpost.
bowchickawowwow North comes in just to smoke people at cards.
deviation Sounds like North, all right.
wildtaiga I have to be perfectly honest about this, huh..
wildtaiga /LIGHT PUFF
wildtaiga /lifts hands
wildtaiga /makes an embarrassed groping motion at chest
defacto ...
defacto /SNORT
wildtaiga What!
bowchickawowwow No, I fully agree.
deviation /hand over face
bowchickawowwow /SAGE NOD
defacto Wakin' her up?!
growlingintensifies /he feels you, Wash/
defacto She's gonna punch ya in the throat!
bowchickawowwow No! He's the woman!
wildtaiga No, if I'm the woman!
bowchickawowwow They're his boobs!
defacto /guess who i had a relationship with--oh
defacto /ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
defacto ...
bowchickawowwow Not *with*.
defacto That makes.
deviation ...
growlingintensifies /Oh god, Church/
defacto More sense.
wildtaiga /chuckles with hand over face
wildtaiga You tried Church.
bowchickawowwow He really did.
bowchickawowwow Uno.
defacto /clears throat
growlingintensifies /Wash, what are these people?/
bowchickawowwow /#little sim trooper things
bowchickawowwow /speaking of little things
objectionable /laughing
deviation /idiots
objectionable /also, his card is no longer hiding Theta properly
growlingintensifies /waves at Theta/
defacto /jesus
objectionable /he ducks behind the card a little, but peers at Maine
objectionable /have a shy little nod
defacto /stiffening in his seat, straight up
bowchickawowwow /tilts his head to the side a bit, waves a little
bowchickawowwow Hey, little guy.
wildtaiga /curious blink
objectionable /shrinking behind the card...
objectionable S'okay buddy, they're a little weird but they seem alright.
objectionable Fooor the most part, anyway.
wildtaiga Hey, we're all okay here!
bowchickawowwow /glances to church
objectionable /little glowing helmet peeks back out...
wildtaiga /helpfully
defacto /lowering cards a little...
wildtaiga /thumbs up!!
objectionable "H... hello."
growlingintensifies /chin in hand/
defacto /
defacto /.
bowchickawowwow I'm Tucker, Washington's friend. /mom mode...
defacto Uh.
defacto Hey.
defacto /hhh
deviation Hey, Theta.
bowchickawowwow /nudges church a little, u ok?
objectionable /looks up at North, North looks back down and nods...
objectionable "..." /winks out and reappears on North's shoulder...
deviation Remember me?
objectionable "Yeah, you're the funny one."
deviation /it's been years for him, after all
objectionable /North coughs a little...
deviation That's right--
deviation Hey.
deviation I was completely serious.
deviation That whole time.
objectionable "Mm, that's not what North thought."
defacto /a nudge back to tucker, eyes on the conversation
objectionable Okay, okay.
growlingintensifies /shoves Wash. Lightly/
objectionable How about we play some cards.
objectionable Before Theta gets me in trouble. /chuckling
deviation /jiii
growlingintensifies /draws/
defacto --damnit--
objectionable /also
defacto /MUTTERS GRR
growlingintensifies /sorry Church/
growlingintensifies /shrug/
deviation Okay. Okay. Maine.
deviation Back-- /in the project
deviation In the locker room. Pudding cup.
deviation Did you eat it.
growlingintensifies /........Are you still mad about that bro?/
deviation /i was sAVING IT
growlingintensifies /sigh
growlingintensifies /thumbs up/
objectionable /bringing a hand up
deviation I knew it.
objectionable /it would be smoothing down his mouth if he wasn't wearing a helmet...
objectionable /snort
growlingintensifies /He just shrugs and looks at Wash with his hands spread/
growlingintensifies /It was there, okay, and he was hungry/
growlingintensifies /If he had known you were going to whine about it for the rest of forever, he wouldn't have done it/
bowchickawowwow North. What's some good blackmail on Washington?
growlingintensifies /...No, that's a lie/
bowchickawowwow /CHINHAND
deviation Wow!
growlingintensifies /He would have done it in FRONT of you/
deviation /WOW
defacto No no, perfectly legitimate question.
defacto I'd *love* to here this.
defacto /hear, even
objectionable Aaaand I quote: "I don't wanna end up like Georgia."
objectionable /already chuckling....
defacto ... What happened to Georgia?
objectionable You don't wanna know.
growlingintensifies /SNORT/
wildtaiga /wowww
bowchickawowwow /hands up
objectionable So one time we're in space with jetpacks.
wildtaiga /but HIGH FIVE TUCKER
wildtaiga /GOOD JOB
deviation /HANDS OVER FACE
bowchickawowwow /yE
deviation *Nooooooooorth*!
objectionable /laaaaughing
bowchickawowwow /snickering
growlingintensifies /sniggering/
wildtaiga /rains his three cards on tucker
wildtaiga /here MAKE IT RAINN
defacto /slaps down his cards
objectionable "Carolina grabbed his special spot with a hook shot."
bowchickawowwow /makes a cumshot face
wildtaiga /.gfkljdfghshd
deviation /flings ALL THESE CARDS AT TUCKER
defacto ...
objectionable Theta, you're ruining the punchline. /laughing...
growlingintensifies /yep. there he goes/
deviation It wasn't my *special spot*!
growlingintensifies /Maine just fell out of his chair again/
defacto Special spot--
objectionable /too busy laughing
defacto /PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
bowchickawowwow /SNERK
wildtaiga /PFFFF
defacto /laughs!
defacto What a fucking dweeb.
growlingintensifies /The "special spot" just makes it even better really/
defacto /NYEHE
bowchickawowwow So that's why he kept the graphooks under lock and key...
deviation I had backpains for a week, jesus.
bowchickawowwow Wouldn't want any errant special spot damage.
objectionable /slaps Wash on the back
wildtaiga Wow.
defacto God *forbid*.
objectionable Just means we cared about you enough to save your sorry butt.
deviation I'm sorry, Kotetsu, I promise we're all not. Crazy.
deviation No, I can't promise that.
deviation Hi.
bowchickawowwow Hi.
wildtaiga To be fair, I've.. seen enough of this that it's just fun nonsense.
wildtaiga /grins
growlingintensifies /Wash/
growlingintensifies /Wash, help him up again/
wildtaiga You're all pretty fun to be around.
deviation You were the ones who had me spooked about Georgia!
deviation /goes to help maine again
growlingintensifies /pulls down again/
deviation /OOF GODDAMMIT
objectionable And for good reason.
growlingintensifies /mawhahaha/
objectionable /pulling off his helmet...
objectionable /gotta wipe tears off his face
growlingintensifies /because it's funny to spook Wash out/
objectionable /haahahahaha...
defacto /north you are adorable
defacto /just sitting back in his seat, surveying
bowchickawowwow /handsqueeze for church
growlingintensifies /gets up on his own, leaving Wash on the floor/
deviation /waugh
deviation /hood flopping back, clawing his way back to his seat
objectionable /okay, okay, I'll help you up...
deviation /yall are assbutts
objectionable /you knew that already
growlingintensifies /Jeez Wash, you act like the chair is a million miles up/
growlingintensifies /You're suck a dork/
growlingintensifies /...such/
growlingintensifies /Not
objectionable /freud freud freud
growlingintensifies /Suck
deviation /... wow
growlingintensifies /Shhhhhh
bowchickawowwow /sighs yes
bowchickawowwow Good game, guys.
objectionable Yeah, good job Tucker.
objectionable /hauling this loser upright
deviation /oof
bowchickawowwow Behold, king of fauxhawks.
bowchickawowwow /HAND GESTURE
objectionable /bringin' him up, clapping him on the back...
objectionable ... anyone tell you you need to relax?
objectionable /caught some of that white bro
deviation /and my hella panda eyes
deviation Plenty of times.
deviation Someone has to pick up the slack around here.
objectionable Well, don't be afraid to drop some of that on me sometime.
wildtaiga /finishing his beer finally
objectionable Broader shoulders and all that.
objectionable /bumping
growlingintensifies /nudge/
objectionable Right, us. /laughing
growlingintensifies /nods/
wildtaiga /i'm surrounded by married couples aren't i
growlingintensifies /he has the broadest shoulders of all/
bowchickawowwow /old soldiers mostly
bowchickawowwow /and then a married couple
wildtaiga /married couples + old soldiers
defacto /uvu
wildtaiga /the banters make me think there are more married couples
bowchickawowwow /thefreelancers are just generally homo
objectionable So, nice meeting you Church, Kotetsu.
bowchickawowwow /thank god york isn't here.
objectionable /a nod at Church in particular.
objectionable /even as little babby Theta peers at him curiously...
deviation /nO
bowchickawowwow Not nice meeting Tucker, for shame.
bowchickawowwow Nice to meet you too, North, and Theta. Hopefully you guys can stick around.
deviation /just looking between the whole lot of them
deviation /one ossan civvie and a bunch of nerds
growlingintensifies /'scuse you
objectionable You I'm still trying to figure out.
growlingintensifies /Who are you calling a nerd?
deviation /you heard me
defacto /a little bit of a straighten
defacto /and he nods right back
objectionable Maybe you should give me a tour around Wash's... handiwork.
growlingintensifies /shove
defacto Uh, yeah. It's. Good to meet you.
deviation Uh. No--
defacto /again? finally?
deviation /STUMBLES GODDAMMIT
defacto /opts for nothing
wildtaiga Yeah, godo to meet you too!
wildtaiga *good
bowchickawowwow /godo
wildtaiga /shh
deviation /goto
growlingintensifies /gato
wildtaiga /i'm typing and its lagging a little weirdly
bowchickawowwow /yeah it is
deviation /thank god im not the only one
bowchickawowwow See you losers 'round.
objectionable /been lagging for me for a while lol
deviation Yeah. Sure.
bowchickawowwow /getting up, stretch...
growlingintensifies /growls lightly at Tucker/
defacto /stands as soon as tucker does, eying maine
bowchickawowwow Stop feeding the fat cat, it won't stop begging at our door...
defacto /squint
growlingintensifies /If you were closer you would get shoved too/
wildtaiga /gets up too
deviation /patting at maine's back, there there
deviation The cat does what the cat will.
bowchickawowwow So you admit to feeding it!
deviation I'm just saying you can't stop a cat.
bowchickawowwow /puts an arm around church, strolls on out
wildtaiga /little two finger salute, see you guys around
growlingintensifies /Well of course he does. Maine isn't there and he can tell you Wash was feeding it/
growlingintensifies /it's WASH/
wildtaiga /gonna head on out too byyyye
deviation /someone save this log
defacto /sneaks a look back at that glow of purple, before meandering out with tucker
growlingintensifies /waves/
wildtaiga /who is savin it
deviation /I AM A CAT MAN IS THAT SO BAD
bowchickawowwow /i gottit
wildtaiga /fab
bowchickawowwow /pitty me
defacto /you'll turn into travis
growlingintensifies /patpat Wash/
deviation /im not an otaku and im unlikely to get married in my short life
objectionable /still live the longest-
objectionable /oh okay
objectionable /off we go